Below are the five best jokes that prove that Demetri Martin is indeed an overthinker.
I think my favorite holiday is Halloween. The bit is heightened with a reference to divided families, who often have to choose between festivities, or bounce around frantically from place to place in an attempt to please everyone.
Doughnut hole fuck In his two-costume scenario, Halloween is scarier than ever. A doughnut hole is kind of interesting because the thing we call a doughnut hole is the thing we took out of the doughnut. And then the hole that was left, itself, the absence of the doughnut hole, is also a doughnut hole.
I think we can do better. I think there are more memorable ways.
This is classic Demetri Martin. By utilizing a large sketch pad and pointing out each letter as he goes, he assumes the role of a grade-school teacher who decided to go off book and teach the class something from his own lesson plan.
By offering four possible options, Martin supplies something for everyone, whether they be fans of the silly, gross, relevant, or heady. I like sports bars. I have a very punchable face in a sports bar.
This is not a good look. This is not a sports nose.